The Sea Horse--lyrics by Swann and Flanders

On the morning after her bridal night
The lady sea horse bolts
Leaving her sea horse groom to hatch
Sea fillies and sea colts.

While her husband tends their sea urchin brood
The Sea Mare spends her days
Opening hospital gala fetes at charity matinees,
At Charity Matinees

The sea horse never leaves his young
He would not if he could
While his mare faced wife is out and about busily doing good.
Busily doing good.